CRANKY IN THE MIDDLE - Issue 3
Volume 2 - Issue 3 - March 7, 2007
GREAT GOOGALY MOOGALY………THE VERDICT IS IN
The good folks on the jury just didn’t buy that story ol’ Scooter was trying to sell them…..what a shame. Now Scoot’s going to file an appeal because he is so, soooooooooo innocent. Prediction: Bush will pardon him. That’s OK, because if he accepts a pardon, he is telling everybody, “Yup, I did it alright, I‘m as guilty as sin." It would stand to reason that if he insists he is innocent, he wouldn’t accept the pardon……….yea, right.
"A liar should have a good memory."
--- Quintilian, De Institutione Oratoria
NOT WANTED.........DEAD OR ALIVE
What is wrong with this woman? (I use the term woman loosely in her case). I want to know why her wife lets her out on the unsuspecting public? What kind of parents raise this kind of a person? (again,

"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."
--- Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915)
--- Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915)
SHAME ON WALTER REED
If you haven’t had a gut full of the Bush administration by now, this should do it. This is certainly symptomatic of the administration’s poor planning on every level when going to war. I would hope future leaders and future president’s would study “How Not to Plan, Execute and Follow Through When Going to War….The Folly of George Bush” that will surely be written by some clever person some day. If you have a veteran in your family, please let your Senator or Congressman know you will absolutely not put up with this kind of crapp.
"...to bind up the nation's wounds, to care for him who shall have borne the battle and for his widow and his orphan, ..."
--- President Abraham Lincoln, Second Inaugural Address